Yes, I've been away for a while but I'm back. And to half of you, I'll have nothing positive to say and to the rest of you, I'll be on spot entirely. This is the way of being a stupid liberal who knows nothing about the real world.
Hah! I know plenty about the real world, and I'm not by any means stupid, nor am I a Libtard nor am I a Democrap. I do wish Mr. Trump's followers would get new vocabularies. I call them conservatives or the right. I, on the other hand, am vilified with such names as libtard and democrap. Really. Grow up.
And that's what I want to say to Donald Trump. Grow up. Quit with the Twitter tantrums. Quit with creating new drama every week. Grow up. Get a job you can do. Businessman apparently isn't it. Is it three bankruptcies or four.
Is it four trophy wives or three? I lose track of all the ridiculous ups and downs of an old man's vanished life.
I don't care if he's impeached, imprisoned, or quits. I just care that the mindless, heartless wannabe in the White House get out and take with him his witless vice president and his purely evil Speaker of the House. In fact, let's just fire all the Republicans and restore sanity to this country.
Our outstanding representatives from Wyoming are delighted to have worked closely with Mr. Trump in divesting 23,900 Wyoming citizens of their health insurance. I have been delighted with myself from time to time in my life. I have never, however, had occasion to celebrate my own ability to destroy human life. Because that's what they've done.
The poor will vanish. They will die. The disabled will vanish. They will die. The middle class will become the poor. The rich will become richer. By the time that maniac in the White House is done, there will be one class in America -- ancient fat rich guys.
But who will work in their hotels? Who will serve in their restaurants? Oh! Silly me. Call it insourcing. Mr. Trump will bring in slave labor from Africa. And he'll be sure to lock them up at night because they're monsters.
Let me tell you who the monsters were. They were immigrants. They came with drugs and weapons to take our jobs, rape our women, take our children from us, and even take our language, to say nothing of our homes, our lands, and our means of doing things as basic as eating. They came in hordes to destroy.
They were the white men who came from England and Spain to take over the new continent. They brought guns to shoot Indians who had tomahawks to respond with. They gave welcome blankets against the cold and infected tribes with smallpox. They raided villages while the warriors were gone fighting other groups meant to draw them from the villages, and they raped the women and broke open the children's heads on rocks. They rode away laughing.
They rode away laughing at Standing Rock, too. They broke hips and sent babies flying through the air with cold water high-pressure hoses. Why? Because the Indians of that reservation don't want that line going through their reservation. The primary reason is that if it does, it will cut off all water sources to the reservation. The second reason, which should be the more important, is that the reservation is their land. It's the paltry leavings that the white men gave them into perpetuity. It's theirs. No one has the right to enter that reservation or invade in any way without the permission of the residents. This pipeline is not authorized. Does Mr. Trump care that he's violating a treaty? Of course not. He's Donald Trump. The law doesn't apply to him.
If you voted for Donald Trump you should know that he doesn't care. If one of his plans gets in your road, too bad. He doesn't care about you. You got him into office. He will see you to your grave. He will cancel your insurance. He will raise the mortgage rates above levels ever seen before and render you homeless. But homelessness is about to become illegal so the police will be able to shoot you if you're homeless. So you die along with all the people who didn't vote for him. And all we're left with is ancient fat rich guys.
Or maybe it will be faster than that. Maybe that ancient rich fat guy in Washington will shoot off his mouth a few more times and someone will push a button and someone else will push a button and the human race will go into its own extinction with only one consolation -- Donald Trump can't survive nuclear war, either.
Get that man out of office. Get him gone. Before he puts an end to the very race that allegedly spawned him.
